Men are stereotypically accused of looking at women's breasts. This conversation floated through my head earlier today and seemed funny...
Attractive woman wearing T-shirt: "What are you looking at, jerk?"
Me: "Um... I was trying to read your T-shirt."
Attractive woman: "Nice try."
Me: "It's true. Your breasts kind of get in the way. Sorry. Never mind."
Woman: "It says, 'Yanni Live'."
Me (looking away): "Thanks"
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